I was listening to Radio One yesterday, while driving to office. RJ Prithvi was at his regular jab-jab. A competition was on, as usual. Tickets for "3 idiots" were given out to the person who claimed to be the best idiot of all.
Prithvi was on air with a caller. The conversation went on like this.
Prithvi: Hi there. You have to prove that you are the "best" idiot of all.
Caller: Sure. I have a question for you.
Prithvi: Sure. Go on.
Caller: Every now and then you keep telling on air - "You are listening to Radio one". I really don't have a clue, how you realised, sitting at the radio station, that I am listening to you?
Prithvi: You are not just an idiot, but a smart idiot.
And declared him the winner. Witty guy, indeed!