Recession is ending (as I believe). Can see happy faces everywhere. Attrition is on a record high. The same companies which threatened their employees with pink-slips are now begging and pleading with them to stay back. Well it's "payback" time as one of my former colleagues (Yes I jumped too :P ) exclaimed.
But I suppose the ones who are more happy than the worker-class, are the head hunters. Over the recession period, recuitment agencies vanished without a trace and Job portals went dry.
Naukri.com shares its joy in this extremely expressive ad. I loved it!
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Friday, January 29, 2010
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
The idiot on Radio
I was listening to Radio One yesterday, while driving to office. RJ Prithvi was at his regular jab-jab. A competition was on, as usual. Tickets for "3 idiots" were given out to the person who claimed to be the best idiot of all.
Prithvi was on air with a caller. The conversation went on like this.
Prithvi: Hi there. You have to prove that you are the "best" idiot of all.
Caller: Sure. I have a question for you.
Prithvi: Sure. Go on.
Caller: Every now and then you keep telling on air - "You are listening to Radio one". I really don't have a clue, how you realised, sitting at the radio station, that I am listening to you?
Prithvi: You are not just an idiot, but a smart idiot.
And declared him the winner. Witty guy, indeed!
Prithvi was on air with a caller. The conversation went on like this.
Prithvi: Hi there. You have to prove that you are the "best" idiot of all.
Caller: Sure. I have a question for you.
Prithvi: Sure. Go on.
Caller: Every now and then you keep telling on air - "You are listening to Radio one". I really don't have a clue, how you realised, sitting at the radio station, that I am listening to you?
Prithvi: You are not just an idiot, but a smart idiot.
And declared him the winner. Witty guy, indeed!
Monday, March 03, 2008
The race of marks
Time: Sometime during 1994-95
Place: School, Bangalore
The Hindi papers after correction were being distributed. I was content with the average marks I usually scored. :)
All of a sudden, one of the toppers in the front bench, breaks down and starts crying. Reason, unknown we all go to pacify him and realise that he was one mark short than the girl he used to compete with. All pleading with the teacher to get that extra mark didn't work.
Understanding the seriousness of situation most of the boys moved back except for his ardent followers. It was then, that one of my close friend who scored just a single mark, rose up and declared that his one mark be rewarded to the cry baby!
The look on my teacher's face at that moment and of course ours, would have been worth a million bucks.
I remembered this incident in typical Dr.Bhalerao style, a few days back. Yes, there are indeed some things you really don't forget….
Place: School, Bangalore
The Hindi papers after correction were being distributed. I was content with the average marks I usually scored. :)
All of a sudden, one of the toppers in the front bench, breaks down and starts crying. Reason, unknown we all go to pacify him and realise that he was one mark short than the girl he used to compete with. All pleading with the teacher to get that extra mark didn't work.
Understanding the seriousness of situation most of the boys moved back except for his ardent followers. It was then, that one of my close friend who scored just a single mark, rose up and declared that his one mark be rewarded to the cry baby!
The look on my teacher's face at that moment and of course ours, would have been worth a million bucks.
I remembered this incident in typical Dr.Bhalerao style, a few days back. Yes, there are indeed some things you really don't forget….
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